JUSTICE IS ONLY FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T AFFORD IT

Can I be granted amnesty or get a Presidential pardon whenever I break the law--starting right now?

I'm sure that it's possible. I mean, after all, Bush wants to give 12 million lawbreaking illegal immigrants amnesty for their crimes committed against the American public--at the expense of the American taxpayer.

So where can I get that kind of a deal?

Then there's Scooter Libby who is deigned to spend some time in jail for obstruction of justice and lying to the feds. Last I checked--depending on the offense--it was usually 10 years in jail and a $500,000 fine.

But he's only getting 30 months.

And look! He's also looking to getting a Presidential pardon on top of that--all thanks to Bush!

No time served if he's lucky!

Wow! Can I have what he's having? Can I lie, cheat, and steal my through life, and be given immunity for my crimes afterwards?

After all, it's worked for the rich and powerful. People like Paris Hilton. So why can't it work for people like me?

Oh, that's right: I'm poor, insignificant, and I don't have any name-recognition or wealth afforded to me whatsoever.

Gods...American justice sucks sometimes.

Schuyler Thorpe

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